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8-16-03 ( 1:00 p.m.) Hair adventures, Concert fun, and more...
Bonjour mon amis! (or "Hello my friends") today is officialy the day that I want to cut my hair. Ohhh don't worry friends, not all of it. Just a trim on the sides. I am starting to get a mullet :-(  I know, it's horrible, but I have to deal with it.
 
So yeah, concert updates... Deftones are going to tour with Thrice (yes Thrice) Thursday (yes Thursday!!!11) and Coheed and Cambria!1 That is like a dream concert for me! This fall sounds like it will be great. Hopefully nobody dies :-(
 
I went to a concert on Thursday (more about that in the "about to premiere" concert review section )
 
Ummm, go buy Interpol's "Turn on the Bright Lights"...Great album.
 
So yeah, I really have to pee, but check back later for the concert reviews sections. Lates!
-Brian
 
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8-6-03 ( 1:30 p.m.) Nothing Adventures, new sections, and a tad more...
 
Yummy, I am eating pasta right now (not the fake-chef boyardi shit...Trader Joe's pasta) and was wondering if there is a special "pasta shaping" device in Italy. Or something like that. Whatever, that was stupid, but just something to ponder about.
 
Today is my second day not going to summer school. Shame on me! Oh well, shit happenes and I just might fail math :(
 
There are lots of concerts on the way and some album releases too. This fall looks like it will be pretty fun. I have updated the "Concerts" page. You should check it out and see if you would like to go and see one of the bands...or something. I am going to make a "Concerts Review" soon (yes, the album reviews are ocming :-)
 
Sorry it wasnt as funny today, but I have to..go. Lates!
-Brian
 
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7-27-03 (4:50 p.m.) No-Suicide adventures, Movie fun, and a little more...
Well, I did kill myself so that is good. I know the world would be better without me, but I am just too darn special to be gone from the face of this ridiculous planet. Ok so yeah. Sorry for my all of a sudden abortion. My computer got messed up or something because I deleted some important Win 98 stuff. But all is alright. My momma's ex-boyfriend is good with computers, so now I have Win XP and other cool things.
 
Summer School has been dandy. Not too hard since I only have one class. :-\ 10th grade, here I come! Oh wait, I already said that like 2 months ago.
 
Pirates of the Carribean was a good movie. Go watch it or else you aren't my friend.
 
Ok so, I have updates the concert section and uhhh yeah. The BLood Brother's concert was GREAT!!11 Although, it would have been better if "Pine Cone" would have gone. :-(
 
Well, lates!
-Brian
 
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6-28-03 (6:00 p.m.) Bored Adventures, Randomness, and  more...
Wowzers! Some days are really boring, but today, I was so bored that I actually cleaned my house.Ugh, why can't I have a life. A life like Justin Timberlake, Sean Paul, or The Wiggles. Even living the life of Marth Stewart sounds dandy right now. Well, I wouldn't go that far, but anything sounds like fun. I wish I was a backup dancer for N*sync (have to have the little star ----> * <------). Come to think of it, what happened to N*sync :-( I wish I could die in a mall right ( "I Died in a Mall"...great song. D/L it) I might take up smoking. Yes, I know I hate cigs, but I am soooo bored I feel as if I could die in this chair right now. Could these be symptoms of Suicidal Tendencies? Will I show up dead on the news next week? Tomorrow? I don't know, but I bet it would be a fun game to play. Blah. I hate j00.
 
Yeah, The New Tom Green Show is funny. Especially when you have nothing else. Watch it. Every night at midnight..[/commericial end]
 
So my hommie Yas is at Disneyland right now. Near the red carpet for the new PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN. OMG~!!!11 1337! teh roXOrz in my boxORz!!4 Yeah, she is waiting to take picture of ORLANDO BLOOMY and JOHNNY DEP!11 OMG!~~ That sounds like fun.
 
Okay so. I am starting new section on my site which include:
  • Things I hate (an expansion to the things I hate in "About Me")
  • Past Pictures (pics on the homepage)
  • Misc. Pictures...
  • and more (maybe not)

Oh yeah....I finally got Order of the Phoenix. I have 2 more chapters left (shows how bored I am) Oh YEAH!1!22 I finally saw Finding Nemo...fucking hilarious! Well, lates.

-Brian

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6-24-03 (2:50 p.m.) Suicide Adventures, McDonald's Sucks, and  more...
And another one bites the dust. My neighbor shot himself in the head a couple days ago, but his roommates barely found his body last night. He was psycho. Monday through Friday, 12 p.m. to 3 p.m., he would scream at the top of his lungs and talk to himself. He would bring in homeless people into their apartment and they would stink up the place with their shitty selves (I hate homeless people). What is freaky is that my window from my room faces his window....where his body was laying for 5 days. Dead. A gun shot blasted through his head. His skin almost blue. His room smelling like rotting body. Well, R.I.P. crazy neighbor (although, I really don't like it when people have to kill themselves. Shows how weak they truly are).
 
Ughhh...why did my bro have to get me a Number 1 from McDonald's for breakfast!?!1~~3 I feel like being bulimic (however you spell it) everytime I eat that piece of shit restaurant. Hopefully, one day McDonald's gets shut down with their wanna-ba healthy salads. Fuck McDonald's. Fuck it up the ass with a rabid dog's penis.
 
Okay, so yeah. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix came out on Saturday and my dumbass-self hasn't gone to Costco and buy it! And also...De-Loused in the Comatorium by The Mars Volta along with Plague Soundscapes by The Locust  came out today. I now have a lot of shit to buy.
 
So, this summer still hasn't gotten fun. Plus, I have summer school. Hopefully I won't kill myself this summer. Lates!
 
-Brian
 
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6-11-03 (5:15 p.m.) Ghey Adventures, Summer Fun, and a little more...
West Hollywood...ohhhh West Hollywood. What can I say? Oh wait! I can say something.It is filled with old, perverted men who need to get laid. Well, yesterday after going to Amoeba (sp?) and waiting for the bus, this 40ish/50ish old man comes up on his bike and tells me that I am very attractive and that he likes younger guys....OKKKKAAAY...what do I say to that? (like all nervous like I always am) "Umm..sorry. No thanks." And he kept saying that he liked younger guys and that I was very attractive (well, he isn't lying there ;-) ). I said no again and he said sorry and he left on his ghey bike. I feel so violated. I now know what innocent girls go through. Oh well, most girls are whores anyway.
 
So it is finally June! Next week is the end of 9th grade. How fun and exhilarating. Although, Nicky might come back. Hopefully she goes to SAMO or something. 10th grade...HERE I COME! (that was so not cool)
 
Well summer is here and it doesn't feel like summer. So gloomy, ugly. Although, today was kind of nice. Anyways, usually summer means lots of shows to go to. I have:
  • The Blood Brothers
  • The Kinison
  • The Mars Volta
  • Deftones
  • The Locust
  • Warped Tour (Glassjaw, Poison the Well, From Autumn to Ashes, and uuhhh some other bands)

Yay me!!11~~2 Oh yah, I have also added a new section called "Concerts"...I know...very creative! Well...lates!

-Brian

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5-23-03 (10:30 p.m.) May Adventures, No-shows adventures, and more...
Ahhh....I haven't done anything in a month. I know I can say that this month was more fun than April. I guess that is being kind of vain (?) because May is the month of my birthday and guess what?! Tomorrow is finally my 15th year of living! Woohoo!...Okay, getting a little too excited for my health.
 
So, this week, I did not get to go to the Blood Brothers show (sold out) and the Deftones show (sold out...fuck KROQ!) but I did go to the signing of the the new Deftones album. That was very fun. I got to get my CD signed by all of them and shook their hands...woohoo! That's all I get for waiting 5 hours! But that wasn't the best part..the waiting was actually fun. We met some cool fans, a person who makes up songs on the spot, and a porn star coming out with a new project called...The Spanktrix...and for you slow people: It is a "play" on the movie "The Matrix". Yup...that was a very 1337 night.
 
Speaking of The Matrix, that came out this month and it was very TIGHT YO!!!11 No, but seriously...it was good. Although, the 10-minute long orgy scene was rather unneeded. I felt as if I was watching MTV.
 
X-2 also came out. That was very 1337! Way better than the first one. And PHOENIX...that is all I have to say. X-3 is going to be TIGHT YO~1!!1
 
Oh yah, testing was last week...that was fun; not looking at the questions, just filling in bubbles randomly for about 10+ hours of useless testing. What a nic birfday present from my school.
 
Okay well, RAVIOLLI....here I come! Ok so...lates!
-Brian
 
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4-29-03 (3:30 p.m.) Some more Boring Adventures, Spring Break adventures, and more...
Well, hello Yas. Since no oneelse reads my site, I might as well say hi to the only person who does :-) My internet and cable were out for like 5 days. Those long five days really proved that I have no life and can not live without the internet and a TV. I am such a muffin (inside joke). But all is alright, the cable guy came by today and fixed everything.
 
So, Scream! opened and I went to SFMM during spring break. It was fun. Very disorientating...although, the seats were like heaven. I love B&M seats! The song "Just like heaven" (or whatever it is called) by The Cure pops into my head.
 
Well, school is almost over. Only 3 more years and I am out of there!
 
Only like 52 more days tll Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix comes out! Total kickass-ness! This book better be like...good!
 
Less than a month until my birfday! Yeah...15 here I come. Okay, these past sentences...I sound like a totall GOOBER! I need to change my sound (how can someone "sound" on a computer?)
 
Ok well, all I can say is that nothing interesting has happened so...well, lates!
-Brian
 
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4-5-03 (7:30p.m.) Eating Problem Adventures, Boredom Adventures, and more...
Hey, what's up to all you people...wait..no one ever reads this. Well, I have been online since 11 a.m.! I bet my retina is fucked up. Oh well, I have no life so I might as well let the computer suck my youth out.
 
Tonight, my bro is going to strip club. Sounds like fun because the are celebrating a friends (Mario) birthday. From my boredom, I have started a new park in RCT2.Hopefully it will be good. Although it will take long to complete because father still does not have the internet...
 
Right now, I am eating a double-double from In-n-Out! Yummy, although, I do have to stop eating so much food. Yesterday, I ate 2 bags of raspberry cookies at school. That gave me diahrrea (what doesn't? LOL) Hopefully knowing that I have an eating problem, won't lead me to having an eating disorders. I wouldn't want ot be one of those people who are on the MTV shows...yadda yadda yadda.
 
Well, SCREAM! openes next week. Very exciting. So does Winnie the Poo at Disneyland. Yay...another ride to ride at Disneyland. Speaking of DL, I haven't gone in like 2 months!
 
Well, the new Deftones album comes out May 20, 2003! 4 days before my birfday! Their new shit sounds fucking awesome...yeah. Deftones rock! Well, I am also going to The Blood Brothers show that day. May sounds like a good month. :-)
 
Well, Claudio was actually talking with me :-) Hopefully, everything is cool...Well, lates!
-Brian
 
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3-22-03 (6:30 p.m.) Protest Adventures and New Album Adventures...
Okay well, was has started! How fun! I just hope that it doesn't last very long. This past wedenesday, I went to the Westwood protest for 5 hard hours. Even though it was fun, there were some things that annoyed me:
 
-The police...they are such assholes!
-The weather...fuck mother nature!
-My camera...it died when all the good stuff started to happen! :-(
 
Although, it was hard screaming my lungs out, I did it for a goos cause, PEACE.
 
The new Deftones album is going to come out in May. What a great birthday present! I just (tuesday) got the new The Blood Brothers album and it fucking rocks! I recommend it to anyone who has great taste in music.
 
Well, nothing else...so lates!
-Brian
 
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3-08-03 (10:20 p.m.) Concert adventures, SCREAM!, and more...
Well...Well...Almost another month gone by and nothing that exciting has happened. Except for some things...February was a pretty crappy month (like I said, except for certain things):
 
So glassJAw was on February the 21st. It was a good shows because Dredg(e?) was a very cool band, but Hot Water Music was boring. All the songs sounded the same. Next came glassJAw! They rocked, they played a different setlist and...it rocked! They played Convectuoso as their last song, and that is one of my fave songs by them. I didn't get to see Sparta because we had to leave early because Rob was drunk and hungry,
 
Then, the next friday after that, I saw The Blood Brothers! They rocked! I love them live...they are one of the best live bands! The 3 bands opening for them were cool, but I really liked The Hollywood Ten and Milemaker. I liked the other band, but not as much as those 2. I couldn't even remember the name of the band, which shows how much of an effect they had on me...not a lot.But The Blood Brothers were excellent! They played a kickass set and payed some of the new songs off of Burn, Piano Island, Burn.
 
I was sick again this past Friday, did nothing all day...very un-exciting!
 
I didn't get to go to my school's Sadie Hawkins dance today because I had no ride! FUCK! I really wanted to ride X and Batman: The Ride! Well, SCREAM! is almost complete with construction. I can't wait to ride Scream, it will be my first Floorless coaster.
 
Oh! And I got my root canal this past Thursday. I was fucking scared! Oh well, i got it over with. Hopefully, I won't need another one.
 
Ok, well...since nothing else happened, I can't write anything...so lates!
-Brian
 
P.S. We might go to war this next week, that sucks! :( Lates!
 
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2-17-03 (3:30 a.m.) Valentine's Day adventures, The Sickness, and more...
WOW! I haven't updated in a while. Something was wrong with tripod, so I couldn't do anything. A whole month has passed, but nothing that exciting has happened.
 
Ok, so for Valentine's Day all I did was watch a whole marathon of Lizzie McQuire on the Disney Channel. I stayed up till 12 watching a lot of Lizzie.That was pretty pathetic and I expected to have a fun VD this year. I just remembered that I have never had a Valentine before *tear*.
 
FUCK! I hate being sick. I have been sick for the past 3 days. Maybe if I went to school on friday, I could have had my first Valentine. Oh well...I hate the cold/flu/fever whatever the fuck it was.
 
On saterday, I saw my friend's band play (Hybrid Conscience). I swear, everytime I see them they get better! I love their music. Except, this past gig was really mellow. No moshing or anything. Pretty chill. The fun part of the night was sneaking in the bar because it was 21 and over. The owner kept giving me weird looks.
 
Ok well, it is too damn early (or late?) and since no one read this, I can make it as short as I want. FUCK THE POLICE!
 
Oh, and this friday I get to see glassJAw again. Yay! And next friday is The Blood Brothers...YaY! Ok well, lates!
-Brian
 
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1-22-03 (10:30 p.m.) Mini Disc Fun, Farewells, and more...
Well, my nicest friend, Elizabeth, gave me her brand new Sony Mini Disc Player! I love it. Although, it was hard to install and learn how to record, but now I got the hold of it. I have recorded on 3 discs (Although, only 1 of them is mostly full). I love how the discs can have sooo many songs. And thanks again to Elizabeth, one of the nicest people I know and the best person to vent with!
 
Aww...my friend's, Alex, boyfriend has now left to Russia. I feel bad for her. Hopefully she will meet someone that will make her happy again.
 
I just learned that I have a kick ass CD collection, but now that my CD player broke, I have to record them on MD's and listen to them on my Mini-Disc Player...yay! Thrice ownz!
 
Okay well, nothing else interesting happened today except for the fact that American Idol 2 rocks! I love watching the losers who can't sing...what losers! Ok well, lates!
-Brian
 
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1-20-03 (6:30 p.m.) Disneyland adventures, Movies that rock, and more...
Well, today I went to Disneyland Resort to go with my bro and his GF to get their APs (annual passes) and got there at 9 a.m. That has been the earliest I have gone to DLR since 2001. Wowzers! So...we went and got the APs and they came out horrible. Well, not horrible, but funny looking. My AP picture is so much better. Ok, enough about me, onto my day at Disneyland. We only rode Splash Mountain and Indiana Jones...no biggie. I enjoy the atmosphere more than the attractions (somewhat true). Then we went into DCA and rode some of the rides and ate. While throwing away my dish, the fucking marinara fall on my pants and shoes! Pissed I was. I should sue, like everyone is doing now-a-days.
 
A movie that can kick your grandma's ass is Ghost World. Thora Birch is so funny in the movie. I love her...she is hot! I didn't like her friend, she was mean! I siggest everyone to see this fucking movie...it roxorz my boxorz! (that is so 2002!)
 
Well, I moved my appointment for my fillings to this friday. How frightening...sometimes I feel like kicking the doctor in the balls! Even if it is a girl, she probably has balls also.
 
AH! Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix comes out June 20-something (I think the 21st). I am so excited! I will have something to read over the summer, but I should also read "Great Expectations" since Fernando told me to read it. Hopefully, Yasmir and I will go to Barnes and Noble that midnight to get it. It will be sucj a riot! :-)
 
Ok, so my old updates will soon be posted on another of my websites...so yah. And I am sorry I haven't been able to finish my review :-( Ok so...leave my website and go masturbate a little. Lates
-Brian
 
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1-12-03 (6:30 p.m.) Dentist Adventures, Enchhilada Fun, and more...
Well great...On friday I went to the Dentist to get my teef (not teeth, teef):-) Well, before they actually got to the cleaning part, they had to do X-Reys (yay!) and well...they X-Rayed my mouf (not mouth, mouf-catch my drift?) Anyways, they said I have to get fillings becasuse I have 2 cavaties, and I have to get a fucking ROOT CANAL! I am soooo scared, I hate going to get my teef cleaned, imagine a fucking ROOT CANAL! AHHH! Well, I guess that should be fun :::rolls eyes:::
 
Just a couple of minutes ago, my momma just made Green Enchiladas! Yay! They are the best, better than any other persons' mom's cooking! Yup, my momma rocks...
 
Well, it seems that I didn't get enough times to review Worhip and Tribute :-( Oh, and the album of the week is Thrice- Illusion of Safety. It rocks, better than any punk shit like The Adicts and other shit... :-) Well, like always, old updates are on the bottom. Oh! And I won't update this whole week because I am going to my dad's house :-(
-Brian
 
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1-09-03 (12:00 a.m.) Acting Adventures, Shoe shopping, and more...
Hello-ello to my readers (well, what readers? Only 3 fucking people know about this site!) Anyways, today...I think I started my acting career. While at Alex's house to film "Normal Girl", I discovered that I am a kick-ass actor! This is how the scene went: Alex and I are in "bed" and she barely wakes up. I am still asleep while Alex is snorting her "line" and she makes some noises. I start to move around a bit, but wake-up at the sound of her stomping a coffee can on the counter. I wake up and walk to her...and that is it! I am such a great actor. Maybe the next Tom Cruise or Mariah Carey (oh, she is such a GREAT actress[/heavy sarcasm ended] )! Well, I atleast "somewhat" faced my fear of the camera. Oh! And Stephanie was a great camera-woman.
 
Well, today I finally exchanged my X-Mas gifts for different sizes. I got my new TOOL shirt, but in a medium. And I also got my Pumas in a size 12. Oh, they are very comfy and are very cool. Fuck Chuck's, it's all about Vans, Adidas, and Puma!
 
My Album Review of Worship and Tribute by Glassjaw will be done later on this week. Ok well, lates
-Brian  
 
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1-06-02 (4:00 p.m.) New Year's Eve adventures, California Adventures, and more...
Even though it is the 6th of January, I will tell you guys what happened on the very first day of the year. Ok, so...I went to Universal Studio's Citywalk to ring in the new year. We have fun watching people get into fights, Rob getting drunk, and almost getting killed (probably). Yep, you heard that...I almost got killed, and possibly my brother also! Ok, so this is what happened...We rang in the new year, so now it is time to go the parking lot to go home and...uhh..take the very first crap of the year (a tradition of mine). Anyways, we get in the car and star leaving, but 30 seconds later, we (Me, Rob, Jonathan, Cynthia, and Illy) are stuck because there is traffic! It took us an hour and a half to move less than 10 feet, but somewhere in that hour and thirty-minutes, I was just staring outside of the car (being bored). Then this gangster says to me, "What you looking at?!" I didn't think he was talking to me, so I just kept staring nowhere. He then starts to walk up to the car saying, "Yah you! Why you staring?!" I thought he was talking to my bro. Then, he is at my window and asks again, and I said, "I wasn't staring at you, I was just looking outside of the car!" And he is about to like hit me or something, then my bro says, "Dude, he is just 14!" And then that stupid gangster wants to start something with my bro! And he is like, "Pussy, get out of the car!" MY bro is very angered by then, but we start to hold him back since he opened the door. Rob opens his door also. But the girls and I are holding them back, making sure that they don't get out of the car and fight. My bro and Rob close the dorrs and stay seated. We tell them to ignore the dumb gangster. He just keeps saying shit like "Get out of the car pussy! pussy! pussy! pussy!" He is taking off his shirt, trying to scare us with his chubby-ness! But I guess he got bored and started a fight with a black guy! Phew!
 
Yesterday,  my sister went to California Adventures and had lots of fun. She liked all the rides and the food. I am glad she liked it. After DCA, we went to Downtown Disney and ate at Rainforest Cafe. I had the yummy chicken quesadillas!
 
During this week, I will be reviewing the albums I own...so look forward to that! Old update is beneath this one, lates!
-Brian
 
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12-30-02 (2:40 p.m.) Shopping Adventures and a Year revised...
Well, yesterday I went shopping with my bro and some friends at the Gallaria in Redondo. Fun! So yeah, to make a long story short, Rob and Illy bought me some old school Vans :-) And Rob shops like a girl...yeah...good times.
 
Oh, 2002 was fun. Tower of Terror was announced (at California Adventures), many concerts, I now have a really cool CD collection, we (as in my friends and I) started High School, I got cable internet (yay!) I met Bernardo and I got annoyed by his little tactics :-), Alex started to like KT, but she hates him! Too bad for that hetero...loser..! RCT2 came out, although it takes too long to load (oh well).I got some neat-o posters, cool GAP slothes (KT, you know you LOVE the GAP), Alex (the girl) met Dane, and hopefully they will go out, Sscream! (Or shall I say Orgasm!) got announced, and so much more. If you didn't read my old update, it is at the bottom :-) Hopefully you had fun reading this little update...lates - Brian
 
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12-29-02 (2:40 a.m.) Debut!
So, here I am...being a loner at my computer at 2 in the fucking morning! No one is online whihc gets me mad since a lot of people should be online (Vacation people...don't go to sleep!)Oh well, I finally finished Phase 1 of "Bernardo Sucks." It only took me like 6 hours, but that is alright. Hopefully, this is a place where my friends can...uh...look at and read my "adventures" online.
 
Music news- Earlier tonight (or last night...whatever) I found out that some of the album, Lovers (Tentative name for new album) by Deftones has leaked onto the internet. I have been online searching everywhere for some mp3's, but most of them are on KaZAa...I don't own that piece of shit. So I guess I will have to wait. In Punk news...well..the punk want Anarchy! Yah...punk rock! LOL
 
Rollercoaster news (and Disney)- For my friends that don't know, Six Fags...whoops! I mean, Six Flags Magic Mountain will open a new floorless ride, named SCREAM! (Why can't it be called ORGASM!) next year...Yay! Cedar Point has topped off it's new penis looking coaster, which is 400 ft. +! Wowzers! And the Disneyland Resort (probably California Adventures) will introduce a walking, Animatronic Dinosaur! YEAH!
 
Okay, well...I had fun making this little update...so go masturbate a little and write about it in the message boards, okay? Lates...

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